A Little Help Down Here? A Little Help Down Here? | Called in orbital support Called in orbital support |
A Quality All Its Own A Quality All Its Own | Fielded 1,000 Logistics worth of units Fielded 1,000 Logistics worth of units |
It's new and improved! It's new and improved! | Upgrade a building Upgrade a building |
Hell from Above Hell from Above | Completed the first Ascendency mission Completed the first Ascendency mission |
Real Ultimate Power Real Ultimate Power | Won a match by destroying all opposition Won a match by destroying all opposition |
Total Conversion Total Conversion | Won a match on victory points Won a match on victory points |
This Splinter is No Master This Splinter is No Master | Complete the second Ascendency mission Complete the second Ascendency mission |
Can I Play Now, Daddy? Can I Play Now, Daddy? | Completed the Tutorial Completed the Tutorial |
Mo' Metal, Mo' Problems Mo' Metal, Mo' Problems | Didn't even sweat wasting 3,000 metal in a single match Didn't even sweat wasting 3,000 metal in a single match |
Brainwhale! Brainwhale! | Completed the third Ascendency mission Completed the third Ascendency mission |
Total Recall Total Recall | Reached level 10 in any global upgrade Reached level 10 in any global upgrade |
This World is Mine This World is Mine | Won a skirmish game as the Post-Humans Won a skirmish game as the Post-Humans |
My Kingdom For A Suitably Entangled Set of Subatom My Kingdom For A Suitably Entangled Set of Subatom | Lost a skirmish game Lost a skirmish game |
Artillery! Artillery! Uber Alles Artillery! Artillery! Uber Alles | Completed the fourth Ascendency mission Completed the fourth Ascendency mission |
Over ten thousand! Over ten thousand! | Own 10,000 metal Own 10,000 metal |
There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine There Are Many Like It, But This One Is Mine | Reached level 5 with a Dreadnought Reached level 5 with a Dreadnought |
My Constructs Blot Out the Sun My Constructs Blot Out the Sun | Completed the fifth Ascendency mission Completed the fifth Ascendency mission |
Fitter. Happier. More Productive Fitter. Happier. More Productive | Won a match without wasting a single resource Won a match without wasting a single resource |
Glowing Green Glowing Green | Own 10,000 radioactives Own 10,000 radioactives |
Loot Crate Loot Crate | Completed the first Memories mission Completed the first Memories mission |
Beat The Turinium Test Beat The Turinium Test | Conquered Roceda Conquered Roceda |
I Dread Very Little Indeed I Dread Very Little Indeed | Completed the sixth Ascendency mission Completed the sixth Ascendency mission |
No Further, Expansionist Pig-Dogs No Further, Expansionist Pig-Dogs | Won a skirmish game as the Substrate Won a skirmish game as the Substrate |
Come Get Some Come Get Some | Won a skirmish against unfair teams Won a skirmish against unfair teams |
Probably Send These At The Other Guy's Nexus Probably Send These At The Other Guy's Nexus | Fielded 30 units of bombers at once Fielded 30 units of bombers at once |
Renegade Rumble Renegade Rumble | Completed the second Memories mission Completed the second Memories mission |
Sword and shield Sword and shield | Completed the first Escalation mission Completed the first Escalation mission |
She's Really Incurred My Wrath She's Really Incurred My Wrath | Conquered Artorius Conquered Artorius |
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse! | Completed the second Escalation mission Completed the second Escalation mission |
Love and Hate Love and Hate | Completed the third Memories mission Completed the third Memories mission |
For Humanity! For Humanity! | Won the Ascendancy Wars for the Post-Humans Won the Ascendancy Wars for the Post-Humans |
Wait, Don't They Eat People There? Wait, Don't They Eat People There? | Completed the eighth Ascendency mission Completed the eighth Ascendency mission |
Hitting it where it hurts Hitting it where it hurts | Completed the third Escalation mission Completed the third Escalation mission |
Strike Force Omega Strike Force Omega | Conquered Falnass Conquered Falnass |
All I Do is Win All I Do is Win | Conquered Silgul Conquered Silgul |
Harbinger of Doom Harbinger of Doom | Completed the fourth Escalation mission Completed the fourth Escalation mission |
Alas, Poor (Space) Yorick Alas, Poor (Space) Yorick | Win a match after a teammate has lost. Thanks a bunch, pal. Win a match after a teammate has lost. Thanks a bunch, pal. |
Six on one, sounds fair to me Six on one, sounds fair to me | Completed the fifth Escalation mission Completed the fifth Escalation mission |
Look at all of the wonderful toys Look at all of the wonderful toys | Completed the sixth Escalation mission Completed the sixth Escalation mission |
Divided and conquered Divided and conquered | Completed the seventh Escalation mission Completed the seventh Escalation mission |
Fight the Future Fight the Future | Won a six-player match in the Ascendancy Wars Won a six-player match in the Ascendancy Wars |
It's a mad, mad world It's a mad, mad world | Completed the eigth Escalation mission Completed the eigth Escalation mission |
Biting the hand that fed you Biting the hand that fed you | Completed the ninth Escalation mission Completed the ninth Escalation mission |
Band of Tactically Compatible Networked Intelligen Band of Tactically Compatible Networked Intelligen | Stomped the comp with human teammates Stomped the comp with human teammates |
Paranoid Android Paranoid Android | Won a 3+ player free-for-all game as Substrate Won a 3+ player free-for-all game as Substrate |
Big Brother Big Brother | Watch a game as an Observer Watch a game as an Observer |
Not Too Proud Not Too Proud | Won a skirmish with a handicap Won a skirmish with a handicap |
Don't Hurt Me Don't Hurt Me | Joined a ranked match Joined a ranked match |
Good Sport Good Sport | Stuck around to the bitter end in a multiplayer loss Stuck around to the bitter end in a multiplayer loss |
Seeing Stars Seeing Stars | Reached rank 5 in ranked multiplayer Reached rank 5 in ranked multiplayer |
Master of the Singularity Master of the Singularity | Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with no human help Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with no human help |
Infinitely Improbable Infinitely Improbable | Won a game after your Nexus was dealt critical damage Won a game after your Nexus was dealt critical damage |
Basically Like Worf And Chewbacca Fighting Back To Basically Like Worf And Chewbacca Fighting Back To | Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with a fellow human fighting at your side Defeated an unfair-teams skirmish against Insane AIs with a fellow human fighting at your side |
The Final Countdown The Final Countdown | Reached Legendary status in multiplayer. #respect Reached Legendary status in multiplayer. #respect |