During The War... During The War... | Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. |
My Kart Is Augmented My Kart Is Augmented | Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? |
GrimAced GrimAced | Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. |
Batteries not Included Batteries not Included | Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. |
We Can Rebuild Him We Can Rebuild Him | Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. |
Gone In Many Seconds Gone In Many Seconds | Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. |
Am I Missing An Eyebrow? Am I Missing An Eyebrow? | Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. |
Technophobic Technophobic | Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. |
Feeling Lucky? Feeling Lucky? | Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. |
Silver Surfer Silver Surfer | Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. |
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me | Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. |
Death Defier Death Defier | Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. |
Casting your net Casting your net | Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. |
Slick Moves Like Jagger Slick Moves Like Jagger | Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. |
Death Derider Death Derider | Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. |
Worldly Wise Whiz Worldly Wise Whiz | Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. |
Death Decider Death Decider | Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. |
Death Despiser Death Despiser | Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. |
Sweep Sweep | Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. |
Million Dollar Granddad Million Dollar Granddad | Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. |
Death Defiler Death Defiler | Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. |
Disco Driving Disco Driving | Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. |
No rest for the wicked No rest for the wicked | Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. |
A Manic Monday A Manic Monday | Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. |
Jason goes to Sunny Pines Jason goes to Sunny Pines | Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. |
A Quiet Night In A Quiet Night In | Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. |
Tuesday’s child Tuesday’s child | Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. |
Paperboy The Hard Way Paperboy The Hard Way | Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. |
Over the hump Over the hump | Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. |
Thor's Day Thor's Day | Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. |
Double, double toil and trouble Double, double toil and trouble | Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. |
Snatch me if you can Snatch me if you can | Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! |
He Was A Skater Boy He Was A Skater Boy | Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. |
Week Minded Week Minded | You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. |
Trick or Treat Trick or Treat | Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. |
You Old Romantic You Old Romantic | Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. |
Christmas Truce? Christmas Truce? | Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. |