Colonizer Colonizer | Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? |
He Slimed Me He Slimed Me | Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. |
Phone Home Phone Home | Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! |
I Feel The Same. I Think? I Feel The Same. I Think? | Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! |
Aaaaaaand we're back Aaaaaaand we're back | You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! |
Flippin' the bird Flippin' the bird | Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. |
Return To Sender Return To Sender | Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! |
I Want To Go Home. Eventually. I Want To Go Home. Eventually. | Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! |
Cragclaw Defeated Cragclaw Defeated | Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! |
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First? What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First? | Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... |
Don't Cross the Streams Don't Cross the Streams | Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. |
A Little Help, Please A Little Help, Please | Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. |
Little Shop of Horrors Little Shop of Horrors | Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! |
Deleted But Not Forgotten Deleted But Not Forgotten | Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. |
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated Floopsnoot Queen Defeated | Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! |
For Science! For Science! | Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! |
It's Not In The Game It's Not In The Game | Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. |
Ambidextrous Ambidextrous | Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. |
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass | Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. |
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. | Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... |
Au-revoir Gopher! Au-revoir Gopher! | Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. |
Build It Up Build It Up | Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! |
Open Sesame Open Sesame | Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... |
Your Friendly Neighbourhood... Your Friendly Neighbourhood... | Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. |
Teratomo? Teratomo! Teratomo? Teratomo! | Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! |
Teratomo Defeated Teratomo Defeated | Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. |
Cannibals Cannibals | Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. |
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie | Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. |
That's all people really want to do... That's all people really want to do... | Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. |
Pinball Wizard Pinball Wizard | Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! |
Part of a Complete Breakfast Part of a Complete Breakfast | Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk... Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk... |
Turdball Wizard Turdball Wizard | Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! |
Home At Last Home At Last | You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! |
Kronus: Unplugged Kronus: Unplugged | Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1 Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1 |
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous | Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. |
Power Underwhelming Power Underwhelming | Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1 Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1 |
The 0 Man The 0 Man | 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! |
Zoologist Zoologist | Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! |
Who Is Teratomo? Who Is Teratomo? | Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. |
The Answer is 42 The Answer is 42 | Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. |
Coastal Postal Coastal Postal | Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1 Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1 |
Botanist Botanist | Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! |
No Refunds No Refunds | Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! |
Jewel of the Bargain Bin Jewel of the Bargain Bin | Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex |
Screw This Noise Screw This Noise | You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. |
Shocking Shocking | Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. |
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... | Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. |
Old Game Master Old Game Master | Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. |
Old Game Alliance Old Game Alliance | Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. |
I Come in Peace I Come in Peace | Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". |
Walking On Air Walking On Air | Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground |