Colonizer Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? | Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement? |
He Slimed Me Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. | Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts. |
Phone Home Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! | Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us! |
I Feel The Same. I Think? Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! | Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking! |
Aaaaaaand we're back You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! | You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird! |
Flippin' the bird Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. | Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it. |
Return To Sender Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! | Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property! |
I Want To Go Home. Eventually. Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! | Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home! |
Cragclaw Defeated Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! | Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter! |
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First? Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... | Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends... |
Don't Cross the Streams Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. | Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it. |
A Little Help, Please Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. | Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight. |
Little Shop of Horrors Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! | Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends! |
Deleted But Not Forgotten Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. | Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me. |
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! | Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations! |
For Science! Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! | Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds! |
It's Not In The Game Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. | Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer. |
Ambidextrous Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. | Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy. |
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. | Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work. |
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... | Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much... |
Au-revoir Gopher! Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. | Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves. |
Build It Up Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! | Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed! |
Open Sesame Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... | Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this... |
Your Friendly Neighbourhood... Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. | Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man. |
Teratomo? Teratomo! Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! | Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose! |
Teratomo Defeated Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. | Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad. |
Cannibals Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. | Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat. |
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. | Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross. |
That's all people really want to do... Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. | Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it. |
Pinball Wizard Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! | Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps! |
Part of a Complete Breakfast Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk... | Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk... |
Turdball Wizard Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! | Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle! |
Home At Last You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! | You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero! |
Kronus: Unplugged Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1 | Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1 |
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. | Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26. |
Power Underwhelming Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1 | Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1 |
The 0 Man 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! | 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star! |
Zoologist Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! | Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26! |
Who Is Teratomo? Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. | Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log. |
The Answer is 42 Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. | Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission. |
Coastal Postal Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1 | Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1 |
Botanist Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! | Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26! |
No Refunds Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! | Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ! |
Jewel of the Bargain Bin Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex | Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex |
Screw This Noise You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. | You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work. |
Shocking Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. | Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold. |
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. | Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either. |
Old Game Master Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. | Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer. |
Old Game Alliance Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. | Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop. |
I Come in Peace Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". | Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact". |
Walking On Air Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground | Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground |