Invited Invited | You've been cordially invited. You've been cordially invited. |
Sweetwater Sweetwater | You have completed the Sweetwater campaign. You have completed the Sweetwater campaign. |
Cheddar Buoy Biscuits Cheddar Buoy Biscuits | One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you. One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you. |
Necronomnomicon Necronomnomicon | Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies. Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies. |
Gooliette Gooliette | Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette! Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette! |
T'owl Feather T'owl Feather | You finally found the T'owl you were looking for. You finally found the T'owl you were looking for. |
Dragonslayer Dragonslayer | You slay queen! You slay queen! |
Bookwyrm Bookwyrm | With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour. With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour. |
Run Home Run Home | You have completed the Run Home campaign. You have completed the Run Home campaign. |
Smashed Record Smashed Record | It's more of a lightly scratched record actually. It's more of a lightly scratched record actually. |
Ace Captain Ace Captain | The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear. The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear. |
Resurrector Resurrector | You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff! You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff! |
Cold Brew Cold Brew | Simply the best way to brew beans. Simply the best way to brew beans. |
Blue Milk Blue Milk | You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive. You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive. |
Party Leaver Party Leaver | You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer. You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer. |
Spoiler Alert Spoiler Alert | Why do you seek spoilers of your own story? Why do you seek spoilers of your own story? |
Pumpkin Pail Pumpkin Pail | You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat! You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat! |
Ring Runner Ring Runner | The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners. The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners. |
Chimosine Chimosine | Good luck getting rid of this cat now! Good luck getting rid of this cat now! |
Gladiator Gladiator | You are the master of the arena. You are the master of the arena. |
Sage Sage | The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will. The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will. |
The Goo'ed Life The Goo'ed Life | You got hitched to the goo. You got hitched to the goo. |
Binary Division Binary Division | You split a rock in half down to an molecule. You split a rock in half down to an molecule. |
Kaiju Kaiju | You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town. You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town. |
Head Engineer Head Engineer | The Steam Workship is yours! The Steam Workship is yours! |
Second Gumming Second Gumming | Let's hope that was the last gumming... Let's hope that was the last gumming... |
Bean Counter Bean Counter | It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans. It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans. |
Duril Duril | Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter! Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter! |
Armored Glove Armored Glove | The high score is now in your iron grip! The high score is now in your iron grip! |
Endless Run Endless Run | There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward. There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward. |
Asteroid Ace Asteroid Ace | You ain't afraid of no rocks. You ain't afraid of no rocks. |
Great Betrayer Great Betrayer | In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy. In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy. |
Top Ten Top Ten | You're initial top charts! You're initial top charts! |
Crate Master Crate Master | Wooden boxes tremble in your presence. Wooden boxes tremble in your presence. |
Vigilante Vigilante | You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve. You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve. |
The Tower The Tower | You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower. You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower. |
Number 1 Number 1 | Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries! Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries! |
Backup Backup | Save this run to your highlight reel! Save this run to your highlight reel! |
Key of Freedom Key of Freedom | Freedom is relying on those you trust. Freedom is relying on those you trust. |
Perfect! Perfect! | Flawless victory... Flawless victory... |
Killing Machine Killing Machine | You don't need no bots to know how to rock! You don't need no bots to know how to rock! |
Anubis Anubis | Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand? Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand? |
Survivalist Survivalist | You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed. You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed. |
Redeemer Redeemer | No one is ever beyond redemption. No one is ever beyond redemption. |
Barrely Victorious Barrely Victorious | You were barrely victorious! You were barrely victorious! |
Self-Destruct Mutton Self-Destruct Mutton | You've always got one finger on the mutton. You've always got one finger on the mutton. |
Majority Owner Majority Owner | Because most of the gold is just not enough. Because most of the gold is just not enough. |