Invited You've been cordially invited. | You've been cordially invited. |
Sweetwater You have completed the Sweetwater campaign. | You have completed the Sweetwater campaign. |
Cheddar Buoy Biscuits One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you. | One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you. |
Necronomnomicon Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies. | Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies. |
Gooliette Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette! | Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette! |
T'owl Feather You finally found the T'owl you were looking for. | You finally found the T'owl you were looking for. |
Dragonslayer You slay queen! | You slay queen! |
Bookwyrm With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour. | With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour. |
Run Home You have completed the Run Home campaign. | You have completed the Run Home campaign. |
Smashed Record It's more of a lightly scratched record actually. | It's more of a lightly scratched record actually. |
Ace Captain The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear. | The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear. |
Resurrector You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff! | You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff! |
Cold Brew Simply the best way to brew beans. | Simply the best way to brew beans. |
Blue Milk You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive. | You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive. |
Party Leaver You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer. | You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer. |
Spoiler Alert Why do you seek spoilers of your own story? | Why do you seek spoilers of your own story? |
Pumpkin Pail You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat! | You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat! |
Ring Runner The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners. | The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners. |
Chimosine Good luck getting rid of this cat now! | Good luck getting rid of this cat now! |
Gladiator You are the master of the arena. | You are the master of the arena. |
Sage The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will. | The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will. |
The Goo'ed Life You got hitched to the goo. | You got hitched to the goo. |
Binary Division You split a rock in half down to an molecule. | You split a rock in half down to an molecule. |
Kaiju You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town. | You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town. |
Head Engineer The Steam Workship is yours! | The Steam Workship is yours! |
Second Gumming Let's hope that was the last gumming... | Let's hope that was the last gumming... |
Bean Counter It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans. | It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans. |
Duril Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter! | Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter! |
Armored Glove The high score is now in your iron grip! | The high score is now in your iron grip! |
Endless Run There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward. | There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward. |
Asteroid Ace You ain't afraid of no rocks. | You ain't afraid of no rocks. |
Great Betrayer In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy. | In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy. |
Top Ten You're initial top charts! | You're initial top charts! |
Crate Master Wooden boxes tremble in your presence. | Wooden boxes tremble in your presence. |
Vigilante You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve. | You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve. |
The Tower You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower. | You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower. |
Number 1 Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries! | Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries! |
Backup Save this run to your highlight reel! | Save this run to your highlight reel! |
Key of Freedom Freedom is relying on those you trust. | Freedom is relying on those you trust. |
Perfect! Flawless victory... | Flawless victory... |
Killing Machine You don't need no bots to know how to rock! | You don't need no bots to know how to rock! |
Anubis Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand? | Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand? |
Survivalist You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed. | You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed. |
Redeemer No one is ever beyond redemption. | No one is ever beyond redemption. |
Barrely Victorious You were barrely victorious! | You were barrely victorious! |
Self-Destruct Mutton You've always got one finger on the mutton. | You've always got one finger on the mutton. |
Majority Owner Because most of the gold is just not enough. | Because most of the gold is just not enough. |