Regression Take a shot in the head and remember how you got here. | Take a shot in the head and remember how you got here. |
Ecclesiastical extraction Rescue the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. Admire the view. | Rescue the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. Admire the view. |
You are in an iron barrel Unlock a S.A.M. | Unlock a S.A.M. |
This Seems Safe Unlock a S.A.M. | Unlock a S.A.M. |
Spread the word joy Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun. | Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun. |
The Spirit of Roma Fight alongside Massimo Murena. | Fight alongside Massimo Murena. |
The spirit of Rome Fight alongside Massimo Murena. | Fight alongside Massimo Murena. |
Spread the Joy Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast. | Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast. |
Roman holidays Gather with your friends and kill something big. | Gather with your friends and kill something big. |
Roman Holiday Get together with your friends and kill something big. | Get together with your friends and kill something big. |
Subtractive worshiper Retrieve a key stolen from a worshiper. | Retrieve a key stolen from a worshiper. |
Cultist Stimulator Recover a key stolen by a cultist. | Recover a key stolen by a cultist. |
For the cause Find out what happened to Alexander. | Find out what happened to Alexander. |
Volcano Antagonizer Die HAARP With A Vengeance. | Die HAARP With A Vengeance. |
Never give up Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. | Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. |
That Belongs In A Museum Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein. | Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein. |
This goes to a museum [P ] [94655N] Never give up Recover the alien artifact located by Doctor Stein. | Recover the alien artifact located by Doctor Stein. |
No Surrender Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. | Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP. |
The antagonist of the volcano Use HAARP and avenge yourself. | Use HAARP and avenge yourself. |
Megavomito Kill a vomitor using the collateral vomit damage of another vomitor. | Kill a vomitor using the collateral vomit damage of another vomitor. |
Hot hot hot Escape an angry volcano that you foolishly antagonized. | Escape an angry volcano that you foolishly antagonized. |
That burning sensation Collect the burned aliens for Professor Kiesel. | Collect the burned aliens for Professor Kiesel. |
Megabarf Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage. | Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage. |
Bang bang! Kill a Haludran Reptiloid using only a pistol. | Kill a Haludran Reptiloid using only a pistol. |
Maximum pain Kill 5 enemies during a single time warp slow. | Kill 5 enemies during a single time warp slow. |
Hard Science Fiction Get a weaponized black hole, using science. | Get a weaponized black hole, using science. |
Center! Kill 3 Mutant Bulls each with one shot. | Kill 3 Mutant Bulls each with one shot. |
Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199. | Party like it's 199. |
Pure science fiction Obtain an armed black hole using science. | Obtain an armed black hole using science. |
La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny. | Meet a powerful granny. |
All roads lead to Rome Head to Rome. Leave Rodriguez. | Head to Rome. Leave Rodriguez. |
Max Pain Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown. | Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown. |
Make him lose his mind! Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. | Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. |
Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK. | Make sure Gabriella is OK. |
Don't you have fun? Celebrate old fashioned. | Celebrate old fashioned. |
Signature shotgun Sign Secchi's rifle. | Sign Secchi's rifle. |
Signature Move Sign Secchi's rifle. | Sign Secchi's rifle. |
Double shotguns Kill 20 enemies with two shotguns. | Kill 20 enemies with two shotguns. |
Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper. | Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper. |
What happened to the girl? Make sure Gabriella is okay. | Make sure Gabriella is okay. |
You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms. | Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms. |
Grandma is mobile Meet a beefy grandmother. | Meet a beefy grandmother. |
See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross. | Cross the French countryside and get very cross. |
Say hello to my little friend Explode 1,000 machine gun rounds by firing continuously. | Explode 1,000 machine gun rounds by firing continuously. |
Pow Pow! Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol. | Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol. |
Don't feel like a worm Help Doctor Vermetti in his war against worms. | Help Doctor Vermetti in his war against worms. |
Holy driver Lead the popemobile to victory. | Lead the popemobile to victory. |
Bye bye, Kleer Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct shotgun hit. | Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct shotgun hit. |
Heads Up! Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. | Kill 100 enemies with a headshot. |
Death makes you beautiful [ P] [94675N] Bye bye, K Don't be afraid of the reaper. Become it. | Don't be afraid of the reaper. Become it. |
Quadruple the Gun Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns. | Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns. |
Bride with a bang Kill a Nun Bride with the C-4. | Kill a Nun Bride with the C-4. |
Bullseye One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun. | One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun. |
Southern gentleman Help a couple of young women on the hunt. | Help a couple of young women on the hunt. |
The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name. | Achievement is your middle name. |
See Carcassonne and then die Drive through the French countryside without being put in the wheel. | Drive through the French countryside without being put in the wheel. |
Harvest Festival Claim 100 enemy victims with a reaper. | Claim 100 enemy victims with a reaper. |
The informant? What if I could talk to monsters? | What if I could talk to monsters? |
Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig. | Escape the Oil Rig. |
The French target Target is your middle name. | Target is your middle name. |
But shut up! Destroy 10 propaganda drones. | Destroy 10 propaganda drones. |
Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. | Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. |
Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from unrefined invaders. | Protect humanity's treasures from unrefined invaders. |
My enemy's enemy [ P] [94684N] Serious art Have 20 enemies kill each other using psychotropic grenades. | Have 20 enemies kill each other using psychotropic grenades. |
Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones. | Destroy 10 propaganda drones. |
Let me celebrate Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. | Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs. |
Class Reunion Pass through the citadel of Carcassonne. Start assembling your team. | Pass through the citadel of Carcassonne. Start assembling your team. |
From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget. | Send Mental a message he won't forget. |
Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire. | Go on a date with Hellfire. |
Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. More classic than that you die. | Save a princess. More classic than that you die. |
The last human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get fooled. | Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get fooled. |
As crude as oil Escape the oil rig. | Escape the oil rig. |
Say Hello To My Mini Friend Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously. | Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously. |
From the Earth with love Send Mental a message that he won't forget. | Send Mental a message that he won't forget. |
Enemy of My Enemy Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades. | Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades. |
Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty level. | Beat the game on any difficulty level. |
The game gets serious Unlock 10 S.A.M. in a single game session. | Unlock 10 S.A.M. in a single game session. |
Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough. | Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough. |
Kill in the melee Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. | Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. |
All Kleer Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit. | Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit. |
Mushroom surprise Find out what happened to the British aviator. | Find out what happened to the British aviator. |
Fulbert le Fou Discover Fulbert's great invention. | Discover Fulbert's great invention. |
Veni Vidi Witchy Kill a Witchbride using C4. | Kill a Witchbride using C4. |
Brass lantern Complete a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion. | Complete a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion. |
Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. | Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks. |
Destroy and annihilate Take on a large enemy in a melee attack. | Take on a large enemy in a melee attack. |
Tear 'n' Rip Melee a big enemy. | Melee a big enemy. |
Atomic Bowler Use the nuclear mini bomb to take out 100 enemies in one go. | Use the nuclear mini bomb to take out 100 enemies in one go. |
Atomic Wedgie Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once. | Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once. |