Participation Award Participation Award | Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! |
Not So Permanent After All Not So Permanent After All | Alter your permanent record. Alter your permanent record. |
Hurt Me More Hurt Me More | Catch Mr. Murphy in his SandM outfit. Catch Mr. Murphy in his SandM outfit. |
Hoochaholic Hoochaholic | Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine. Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine. |
Locker Blocker Locker Blocker | Get access to your locker. Get access to your locker. |
Distraction With Attraction Distraction With Attraction | Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch fall in love. Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch fall in love. |
Guerilla Marketer Guerilla Marketer | Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. |
Rope-A-Dope Rope-A-Dope | Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. |
About Damn Time About Damn Time | Return overdue book to librarian. Return overdue book to librarian. |
Ready For Rod Ready For Rod | Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. |
Scarred For Life Scarred For Life | Give Drug Dealer some scar cream. Give Drug Dealer some scar cream. |
Huff The Magic Dragon Huff The Magic Dragon | Give Mark Hufferman a new marker. Give Mark Hufferman a new marker. |
Every Town Has An Elm Street Every Town Has An Elm Street | Find a nightmarish costume. Find a nightmarish costume. |
Printer Pal Printer Pal | Fix Grandma's printer. Fix Grandma's printer. |
My Girl My Girl | Get rid of the wasp nest. Get rid of the wasp nest. |
Chick'n Coop Chick'n Coop | Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. |
Blue Brailles Blue Brailles | Deliver porn to Stevie Shades. Deliver porn to Stevie Shades. |
Hobo Habitat Hobo Habitat | Give Hobo Moe a new home. Give Hobo Moe a new home. |
Operation Intrude n313 Operation Intrude n313 | Sneak into Golden Haze. Sneak into Golden Haze. |
Get To Know Shark Dad Get To Know Shark Dad | Have a conversation with Shark Dad. Have a conversation with Shark Dad. |
Send Nudes Send Nudes | Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. |
Juvenile Delinquent Juvenile Delinquent | Get arrested. Get arrested. |
Your Lemons Suck Your Lemons Suck | Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink |
Mission Permission Mission Permission | Forge a signature on the permission slip. Forge a signature on the permission slip. |
Marriage Counselor Marriage Counselor | Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. |
Look Ma, I Can Fly! Look Ma, I Can Fly! | Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. |
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber Blue Shirted Eye Grabber | Acquire the lab technician's eyeball. Acquire the lab technician's eyeball. |
A Long Road Ahead A Long Road Ahead | Complete Chapter 1. Complete Chapter 1. |
Eye For Detail Eye For Detail | Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. |
Mission Impassable Mission Impassable | Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. |
Jeremiah 29:12 Jeremiah 29:12 | Convince someone that you're God. Convince someone that you're God. |
Third Wheel Third Wheel | Return the signed prom letter to Crystal. Return the signed prom letter to Crystal. |
Pummeling Puffs Pummeling Puffs | Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. |
Puny Express Puny Express | Mail out Gertie's scathing letter. Mail out Gertie's scathing letter. |
Creepy Peepy Boy Creepy Peepy Boy | Gain access to the girl's locker room. Gain access to the girl's locker room. |
Distraction With Action Distraction With Action | Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch get into a fight. Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch get into a fight. |
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen | Stare at a bag blowing in the wind. Stare at a bag blowing in the wind. |
Freaky Flasher Freaky Flasher | Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. |
The World Can Wait The World Can Wait | Complete all optional sidequests. Complete all optional sidequests. |
Chill Out Chill Out | Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. |
Judge A Book By Its Cover Judge A Book By Its Cover | Learn about 30 different library book titles. Learn about 30 different library book titles. |
Die Of Boredom Die Of Boredom | Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. |
Back In My Day Back In My Day | Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. |
Survivalist Survivalist | Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. |
Locker Stalker Locker Stalker | Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. |
A Bushy Tale A Bushy Tale | Listen to the Bush's tragic story. Listen to the Bush's tragic story. |
Lost Prophet Lost Prophet | Find every Jesus. Find every Jesus. |
Burned By Bernie Burned By Bernie | Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. |
Project Runway Project Runway | Collect every costume. Collect every costume. |
Desperate Times Desperate Times | Ask every person you possibly can out to prom. Ask every person you possibly can out to prom. |
Don't Slurp That Don't Slurp That | Give a condom to a boy in need. Give a condom to a boy in need. |
PermaPeeper PermaPeeper | Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. |
Speed Demon Speed Demon | Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. |
Gotta Got 'Em All Gotta Got 'Em All | Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" |