Participation Award Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! | Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it! |
Not So Permanent After All Alter your permanent record. | Alter your permanent record. |
Hurt Me More Catch Mr. Murphy in his SandM outfit. | Catch Mr. Murphy in his SandM outfit. |
Hoochaholic Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine. | Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine. |
Locker Blocker Get access to your locker. | Get access to your locker. |
Distraction With Attraction Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch fall in love. | Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch fall in love. |
Guerilla Marketer Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. | Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school. |
Rope-A-Dope Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. | Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium. |
About Damn Time Return overdue book to librarian. | Return overdue book to librarian. |
Ready For Rod Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. | Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza. |
Scarred For Life Give Drug Dealer some scar cream. | Give Drug Dealer some scar cream. |
Huff The Magic Dragon Give Mark Hufferman a new marker. | Give Mark Hufferman a new marker. |
Every Town Has An Elm Street Find a nightmarish costume. | Find a nightmarish costume. |
Printer Pal Fix Grandma's printer. | Fix Grandma's printer. |
My Girl Get rid of the wasp nest. | Get rid of the wasp nest. |
Chick'n Coop Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. | Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer. |
Blue Brailles Deliver porn to Stevie Shades. | Deliver porn to Stevie Shades. |
Hobo Habitat Give Hobo Moe a new home. | Give Hobo Moe a new home. |
Operation Intrude n313 Sneak into Golden Haze. | Sneak into Golden Haze. |
Get To Know Shark Dad Have a conversation with Shark Dad. | Have a conversation with Shark Dad. |
Send Nudes Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. | Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie. |
Juvenile Delinquent Get arrested. | Get arrested. |
Your Lemons Suck Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink | Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink |
Mission Permission Forge a signature on the permission slip. | Forge a signature on the permission slip. |
Marriage Counselor Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. | Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date. |
Look Ma, I Can Fly! Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. | Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies. |
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber Acquire the lab technician's eyeball. | Acquire the lab technician's eyeball. |
A Long Road Ahead Complete Chapter 1. | Complete Chapter 1. |
Eye For Detail Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. | Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab. |
Mission Impassable Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. | Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab. |
Jeremiah 29:12 Convince someone that you're God. | Convince someone that you're God. |
Third Wheel Return the signed prom letter to Crystal. | Return the signed prom letter to Crystal. |
Pummeling Puffs Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. | Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown. |
Puny Express Mail out Gertie's scathing letter. | Mail out Gertie's scathing letter. |
Creepy Peepy Boy Gain access to the girl's locker room. | Gain access to the girl's locker room. |
Distraction With Action Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch get into a fight. | Distract Patty by making Starsky and Hutch get into a fight. |
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen Stare at a bag blowing in the wind. | Stare at a bag blowing in the wind. |
Freaky Flasher Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. | Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes. |
The World Can Wait Complete all optional sidequests. | Complete all optional sidequests. |
Chill Out Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. | Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops. |
Judge A Book By Its Cover Learn about 30 different library book titles. | Learn about 30 different library book titles. |
Die Of Boredom Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. | Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes. |
Back In My Day Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. | Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories. |
Survivalist Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. | Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1. |
Locker Stalker Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. | Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school. |
A Bushy Tale Listen to the Bush's tragic story. | Listen to the Bush's tragic story. |
Lost Prophet Find every Jesus. | Find every Jesus. |
Burned By Bernie Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. | Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults. |
Project Runway Collect every costume. | Collect every costume. |
Desperate Times Ask every person you possibly can out to prom. | Ask every person you possibly can out to prom. |
Don't Slurp That Give a condom to a boy in need. | Give a condom to a boy in need. |
PermaPeeper Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. | Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office. |
Speed Demon Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. | Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving. |
Gotta Got 'Em All Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" | Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems" |