? MLG 360 no scope kill! ? Kill your first Orc Noob | ? Kill your first Orc Noob |
? Tastes just like chicken! ? Eat your first Garden Gnome | ? Eat your first Garden Gnome |
? Are you ready to rumble? ? Get your very first lethal weapon | ? Get your very first lethal weapon |
? You're not going to blow me up! ? Kill you first Grenadier | ? Kill you first Grenadier |
? I like you...but I have to kill you... ? Kill your first Orc Warmaiden | ? Kill your first Orc Warmaiden |
? AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!! ? Catch fire | ? Catch fire |
? Not so hip anymore! ? Kill your first Orc Hipster | ? Kill your first Orc Hipster |
? Blurry depth perception ? Kill your first Sven-Olof | ? Kill your first Sven-Olof |
? Up and down ? Jump 20 times | ? Jump 20 times |
? Nerd ? Read a book from a bookshelf | ? Read a book from a bookshelf |
? Fire-fighter! ? Put out the fire | ? Put out the fire |
? Cockadoodledoo! ? Find the marvelous Chickenator | ? Find the marvelous Chickenator |
? Karaoke king ? Make the Bard play another song | ? Make the Bard play another song |
? Rolling, Rolling, Rolling ? Dodge 20 times | ? Dodge 20 times |
? Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe ? Pick up a Mistlefoe | ? Pick up a Mistlefoe |
? Thats disgusting! ? Use the stinky outhouse | ? Use the stinky outhouse |
? Mushroom soup of the day ? Kill your first Fungoid Bob | ? Kill your first Fungoid Bob |
? Meat grinder ? Get eaten by a shark | ? Get eaten by a shark |
? Butcher ? Kill 100 enemies | ? Kill 100 enemies |
? Honk honk! ? Kill the clown in the sewers | ? Kill the clown in the sewers |
? My pants squeak when I walk ? Jump 100 times | ? Jump 100 times |
? Surprise!! ? Buy a surpise from Melisande | ? Buy a surpise from Melisande |
? Spare Ribs ? Kill your first Skelton warrior | ? Kill your first Skelton warrior |
? Self assessed tax return ? Kill your first IRS guy | ? Kill your first IRS guy |
? You can't stop me, bro! ? Kill your first Shotgun Knight | ? Kill your first Shotgun Knight |
? You are no match for me, Billy! ? Kill your first Billy Bob | ? Kill your first Billy Bob |
? Meetballs, coming up! ? Kill a Billy-Goat | ? Kill a Billy-Goat |
? Ripe Meat Off The Bone! ? Eat your first grilled chicken | ? Eat your first grilled chicken |
? Another one bites the iron ? Kill an enemy using metal bars | ? Kill an enemy using metal bars |
? Pasta Bolognese ? Whoop Ass 10 times! | ? Whoop Ass 10 times! |
? I'm going to get a concussion ? Dodge 100 times | ? Dodge 100 times |
? A Megapint...? ? Drink your very first grog | ? Drink your very first grog |
? Your daily dose of Vitamin C. ? Eat 100 Gnomes | ? Eat 100 Gnomes |
? Slimy... yet satisfying ? Kill your first Grumpy Worm | ? Kill your first Grumpy Worm |
? Haemochromatosis ? Kill yourself with metal bars | ? Kill yourself with metal bars |
? I cant stand still! ? Jump 500 times | ? Jump 500 times |
? Hovering around ? Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™ | ? Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™ |
? Catch the bus with me! ? Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel | ? Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel |
? Master Butcher ? Kill 500 enemies | ? Kill 500 enemies |
? You're not so Big anymore, Boi! ? Kill Big Boi | ? Kill Big Boi |
? Yeehaw!!! ? Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot | ? Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot |
? Free Of Chains ? Release all the chains | ? Release all the chains |
? Grumpy Immortal ? "Defeat" The Immortal | ? "Defeat" The Immortal |
? Timber! ? Kill the Ent | ? Kill the Ent |
? I drink, but I'm not a drunk! ? Have three grogs in total | ? Have three grogs in total |
? My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass! ? Kill 1000 enemies | ? Kill 1000 enemies |
? Scrambled Eggs ? Collect at least 100 eggs | ? Collect at least 100 eggs |
? European karaoke king ? Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk | ? Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk |
? Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk... ? Drink five large grogs at the same time | ? Drink five large grogs at the same time |
? I want to throw up! ? Dodge 500 times | ? Dodge 500 times |
? Out of bounds ? Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit | ? Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit |
? Bloody Knuckles ? Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands | ? Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands |
? No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet! ? | ? |
? I'm getting full... ? Eat 500 Gnomes | ? Eat 500 Gnomes |
? Catch me if you can ? Get full agility when Level Up | ? Get full agility when Level Up |
? I've got the power ? Get full strength when Level Up | ? Get full strength when Level Up |
? I'm feeling lucky! ? Get full luck when Level Up | ? Get full luck when Level Up |
? Better safe than sorry - use protection ? Get full protection when Level Up | ? Get full protection when Level Up |